April 2008
3 posts
“the Knicks are the only team with two players with c cups. Thats more then the...”
– T-Money
“Art is never finished, only abandoned.”
– Leonardo da Vinci
March 2008
5 posts
jhalickman: Yay, I love Chemistry Jokes: 2 Atoms are walking down the street. Atom 1: “I think I just lost an electron” Atom 2: “Really, are you sure?” Atom 1: “Yeah, I am positive” zoya: What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium
February 2008
16 posts
“I can’t even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind...”
– Gilbert Gottfried
“I reject your reality and substitute my own!”
– Adam Savage
The Big Cat 63: when your sittin there and a monkey wanks off on your shoe...dont come complaining to me
THSH: I'll return the favor
THSH: only way it'll learn
The Big Cat 63: THEY DONT WEAR SHOES
THSH: lol
THSH: then even worse for him
“So, let me get this straight, Kirsten Dunst gets dumped by Jake Gyllenhaal and...”
“I’m sure by now you’ve heard that the rights had already been sold...”
– field reporter Tomer is credited with the find
“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll...”
– Joey Adams
The all time greatest GIANTS description ever!!! →
“Idle hands spend time at the genitals.”
Watchjhalickman: Mark it down naysayers, Giants by 23 points this sunday!!!!! Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger (arguably the funniest character from the show) has posted his Super Bowl Predictions on his Adult Swim video blog.
January 2008
17 posts
Porn vs Reality →
jhalickman:(via livejamie)
1 tag
“I’m not against half naked girls… not as often as I’d like to...”
– Benny Hill
“I have never gone from hating to loving a man so quickly”
– Josh
“If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.”
– Sir Charles Barkley, ‘The Round Mound of Rebound’
Definition of Romo
Pulling a “Romo” is when you or a person you know fails miserably under pressure in a crucial moment and looks like a complete and utter fool afterwards. Man 1: Dude, did you have sex last night? Man 2: No man, I pulled a Romo and couldn’t get it up. Man 1: Yeah, you definately got Romo’d.
1 tag
1 tag
“If I was spendin’ time in high school readin’ my homework, and...”
– Larry Bird on Education
December 2007
14 posts
“Science knows no country, because knowledge belongs to humanity, and is the...”
– Louis Pasteur
“The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.”
– Elbert Hubbard
“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it,...”
– George Bernard Shaw
Out of the equation: Calculating the value of... →
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to...”
– Yogi Berra