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jhalickman: marco: xkcd: Important Life Lesson (with funny tooltip shown, too)

jhalickman:

marco:

xkcd: Important Life Lesson (with funny tooltip shown, too)

To continue with my zombie theme here is a helpful guide to assist you in a zombie related emergency
To continue with my zombie theme here is a helpful guide to assist you in a zombie related emergency

I always knew my peeps were up to something when i turnt the lights off
I always knew my peeps were up to something when i turnt the lights off

I need to buy some boxes of paper or something….
I need to buy some boxes of paper or something….

jhalickman:

Yay, I love Chemistry Jokes:

2 Atoms are walking down the street.
Atom 1: “I think I just lost an electron”
Atom 2: “Really, are you sure?”
Atom 1: “Yeah, I am positive”

zoya:

What do you do with a dead chemist?

You Barium

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